where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
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That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
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When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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