haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
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Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
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He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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