trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
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You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
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I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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