She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
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If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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