Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
