there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
We got so high we made milksteak
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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