Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
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I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
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Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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