And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Such a big mess for such a small penis
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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