What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
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want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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