If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I didn't notice because vodka
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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