So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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