since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
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We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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