just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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