I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
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Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
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guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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