I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
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And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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