it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
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some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
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This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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