remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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