i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
It's rum buckets o'clock
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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