He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
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listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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