it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Randomize
