we're chasing vodka with high fives
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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