yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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