should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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