My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Success! We fucked roommates!
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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