So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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