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Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
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girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
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Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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