Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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