Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
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My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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