we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
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whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
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Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Randomize