My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
