I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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