remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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