I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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