Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
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This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
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If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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