Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
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Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
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I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
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