I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
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Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
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Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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