So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
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grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
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The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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