beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
So much rum. So many feels.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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