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You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
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And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
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You humped everything and cried in an uber.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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