I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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