well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Bring me that man meat
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
