so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
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unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
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Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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