if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
