she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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