who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
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we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
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My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
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