Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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