At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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