Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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