do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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