i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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