that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
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The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
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I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
My life is pants optional.
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