don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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