Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Randomize
