she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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