last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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